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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 11:25

Topic Bazaar Me.....




Kal Personalty Bana kar ghoom raha tha bazaar me
White shirt, bule jeans black goggle Akshy lag raha tha Aakar me
Ufffffffff aayi samne se ek haseen Pari
Jiske aage meri personalty reh gayi dhari ki Dhari
Uske Aankho or Baalon ka Mel
Jaya se lekar Aiswarya Rai Bacchan tak Fail

Or lo doston wo bhi mujhe dekh kar hans gayi
Bazaar me Dhaniya bech rahi Sania boli Oye Sandesh ye kudi Fans Gayi

Uske Husn ko Dekh ke Mere ander aatma jagi Kavi ki
Us aatma ko jor ka jhatka diya ek aawaj ne “Mungfali walaaa” ye Aawaj thi Abhi ki

Kaisa hota hai Pighalta sona , Sawan me Nachta more kuch aise hi khawab the mere aadhure
Jo uske roop ko dekh kar ho gaye hain poore
Aaj apni is Mallika ko khilaunga me isie Bazaar me “King de Spe. Chhole Bhature”

Maine Puccha kya Naam hai Tumhara
“Tumhe kya Matlab “ Ye Kehkar wo mujhe par Akdee
Akdaye bhi kyon na Main kha raha tha “Ajay ka Papad” or Uske Haath me thi “Heena ki Kakdee”

Maine bhi Kaha Ab toh Bas tumse hi Matlab hai Main ban gaya hoon tera Shyam tu ban ja meri Meera
Heena ki Kakdee me kya rakha hai…….. Chal Pilaaon tujhe “BM ka Jaljeera”

Maine Kaha Ab kyon Nakhre Dikha Rahi ho , Tum bhi toh mujhe Dekh k Muskurai thi
Har Item 35 Rs. Na Jaane Kya bech rahi thi par ye aawaj Paree ki aayi thi

Maine Haath Pakad ke Kaha “Shayad mujhe tumse Pyar ho gaya hai”
Wo boli wo udhar dekh Ela churan wali ka Rakesh Chicken Corner se Jhadga ho gaya hai

Haath chhuda ke boli jispe tune dora dala hai
Us larki ka bhai Rockky Agarbatti wala hai

Mera Bhai tujhe Sam ka Jam khila kar tera game baja dega ab samjh teri shamat aane wali hai
Maine bhi Kaha “O madam mat itrao itna meri behan bhi Nancy Dhai bhalle wali hai”

Naam tho bata de main naam ke sahare hi jee longa maine us se ye keh raha tha
Uske bas honth hile main kuch sun nahi paya Q. ki Mochi Nikk ka Champ CD playerwale se khulle k chkkar me jhagda ho raha tha

Usne Kaha mere dil me tune jagah bana li thodi
tere mere chahney se kya hota hai sabhi ki rab banata hai jodi
Chal main apni taraf se tujhe treat dongi Tuli ji ki Khasta Kachodi

Iske Baad mere baalon par haath pher kar wo chali gai seedhe Rastey me
Mera to dil luta par Anamika ne kaha 10 Rs. Kilo aaloo luta gaya maal sastey me

Bas Us Mod par Palat kar dekha usne 1 bar wo tha meri zindgi ka Memorable Event
Us mod par uska mudkar dekhna or us mod par Admin ka Underwear Garments

Plssss Don’t feel Bad……….. its was just for Fun…………………… Keep Smiling……
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 11:36

BEST POEM SANDY....MR.SMS U R TOOO GUDDD

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 11:41

bijli gireeeeegiiiiiiii hahaha haha sabpe giregi reeeee~~~~~
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 13:34

WAISE ADMIN NAY YAHAN COMMENT LIKHNAY KA MANA KIYA HAY BUT ...ABB LAG RAHA HAY COMPETITON IS TUFF........GOOD SANDESH

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 13:54

daiya re daiya kya ho gaya
koi chahe sajni koi chahe sajna
sajna or sajni to khel ho gaya
daiya re daiya kya ho gaya

ek bari or do bari
jane bele kitne papad re
fir bhi to dekho na mani wo
khaye sandle se lekar jhapad re
are deewane ka haal bura ho gaya
daiya re daiya kya ho gaya

pehle to akele hi deti thi gali
ab sang aate he bhaiya barati
sakhi saheli bhi peechhe nhai re
deewane ko sandle ki mala pehna di
bande ka dekho faluda ho gaya
daiya re daiya kya ho gaya

jaise taise fir line pe aayi
ab karti he daaru dawai
pothi patri ab side me lagai
pyar ki do batae batai
itne me dusre ka time ho gaya
daiya re daiya kya ho gaya









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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 23:08

Saniya .......... Admin ne kaha tha ki comment koi nahi karega........ par admin ne khud comment kiya ahhahhahhhah..........
Mere ko lagta hai Log Majboor ho gaye.............
hahahhah...........or Main toh tumhara fan hoonnnnnn Man gayi na mere jaise fan nahi milega (joking Yaar)

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-11, 23:10

ohhh sandy really tumhari post hi aisi hai k comment kiye bina reh na payega koi

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-13, 11:24


Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikhaâ¦
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikhaâ¦
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikhaâ¦
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikhaâ¦
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikhaâ¦
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikhaâ¦
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-13, 15:23

wah bhaiya iha kuchh lateefe pesh he~~~arz kiya he bolo wah wah~~

mujhe dil mujhe jaan mujhe apne apko bhi sopne wale
kambakht ye to soch leta teri value hi kya he~~~

ab kabhi bhi mujhe yad na karna na koi chiththi likhna
abe pehle lifeboy se nahana or ganga jal chhidakana~~~

tere labo ki lali itni surkh he jaaneman
sochta hun cactus ka paudhe ko challenge kar du~~

ho gaya teri besharm-o-behaya or katilana andaaz ka kayal me
he bhagwaan eise eise papi ho gaye he ab to avatar le le~~~

tere husna ki kya tareef karu kuchh kehne se bhi darta hun
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-13, 18:01

Dekha jaaye toh mera asali muqabla “Abhi” se hi hai , chalo koi baat nahi

(Sence sandesh 1 director hai , jo NN k Admin k paas jata hain , ki wo uski moive me paisa lagaye)

Admin Chalo ek Bhoot ki moive banate hain
Kitna easy hai ise banana baki Directors ko sikhate hain
Admin bas aap Fund laga do moive hogi hit
Ab suno meri script

Story kuch eaise hai .jaisa har bhoot ki movie me hota hai
7-8 friends andheri raat ko car me jaate hain or raste me tyre puncher hota hai

Ek kam karte hain starting me ek unknown model ka Item song dikhayenge
Wo andheri raat me kahan jaate hain ? kyon jaate hain aaj tak toh kisi nahi bataya ye hum bhi nahi batayenge

Ab aayegi main cheez yani ek “Haweli Purani”
Itihas gawah hai haweli hoti hai bhooto ki moive ki sabse badi nishani

Todi der pareshan hone k baad un doston ko wo Haweli Nazar aaygi
Bas pehla darawna scene yahi hoga us haweli se 150 m ki doori par ek budiya jhhadoo lagaygi

Wo log us budiya se puchenge “Amma ye haweli kiski hai kya hum yahan ja sakte hain ? ”
Admin, wo budiya ek acchi actoress hogi use khud pata hoga ki eise situation par kaise hanste hain”

Wo budiya ungli se haweli ki taraf Ishara Karegi
Or pori moive dubara nahi dekhegi

Darwaza kholkar Doston ka group haweli k ander hoga
Wo peechee mudkar dekhenge… darwaza apne-aap band hoga
Aawaj ayegi huuuuuuuuu
Or wo budiya bhi chhuu...

Ek ladki sabse jyada daregi
Wo film ki heroien hogi
Hero use gale lagayege
Bhagwan pe bharosa dilwayega
Tabhi film ka ek or important character ek noukar lalten lekar aayega
“is haweli me 20 saal se koi nahi aaya” sabko haweli ka introduction karwayge

Ek baat horrer movie ko jyada interting banati hai
Ki har moive me noukar ki salary apne app bank me transfer ho jati hai

Naukar ka role movie ko itna jaandar banata hai
Or movie ka wo noukar Music director se jyada ka cq. Le jata hai

Phir dheere dheere khuch friend mar jayenge
Darshak dar jayenge
End me hero heroien bach jayenge
Q.ki wo holly cross +, ya Om ko apnayenge

Aap chaho toh darshkon ki saanse rukwado
Kisi bhi jagah movie me billi kudwado
Ye idea bhi santy hai
Horrer movie me billi ka kudna film hit hone ki guarantee hain
Ab raha movie ka naam
Ye toh padne wale hi batayenge ye unka hai kam

Kyon Admin kya khyal hai
Kya kaha s@ndesh pagal hai, pagalon jaisi baatein kar raha hai
“Funny poetry competition” me bhooto ki poem send kar raha hai
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 15:10

mukable ki baat hui yaha to hume khayal aya,
mukable me samne wale ka faluda banana hi hamari khasiyat rahi he~~
hamre sandesh bhaiya are Admin to producer he pehle story ko pass to hone do~~~na na munna na tension mat lo hum tumhari stroiya ki reportwa banai det he~~~


sandesh bhaiya (ab hamare Message kumar to bhai rangeele shayar he)::

REPORT -E-FILM-O-Sandesh kumar
(sare darawne shayaro ke liye)
duniya jisse darre, usse shayar kehte he,
!!! ama miyan darana hi tha to Ramu ki AAG me chale jate haain...!!!
fir uski story bhi hamare Sandesh miyan se likhwate,
kasam se eisa dhamaal machati box office pe,
acchhe achho ke hosh fakta ho jate,
ek bhi darsak dekhne ki himmat na karta,
jo karta usko duniya ke sare bhoot lag jate,
eisi filim na dekhi na suni hoti kisine,
ramu ne bhi lagai hoti isi time pe apni AAG
to shayad isi bahane 'ramu ki aag' ko bhi darsak mil jate ,
message kumar ki film se sabko koi message to milta,
raddi bechne walo ko iski film reel ka kachra to milta,
hollywood ki copy karne wale bhi is film se seekh lete ,
film dekhkar marne walo ko kuchh harjana bhi milta,
darsako ki saanse rukwane ke chakkar me fail kai director huye,
darsako ne film ki saanse rok di chaupat kai actor bhi huye,
billi ko kudne pe majboor karne walo ko bhi seekh milti,
sher ki mausi jab bhoot ki hi pent dheellli karti,
to bhaiya sandesh kumar yar ye film chhodo,
tum mast rangeele jawan shayar ho koi shayri ki fuljhadi chhodo,
yuhi nhai he tumhare FAN hum or N n N ke sare member~~~~

****bura na mannna sandesh bhai ****








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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 15:16

wowww abhi kya reply diya hai..............superbbbbbbbb ming blowing.......tumhari style me kahun to ZEHAR......kaat dala sms ko.........badhiya........ab aayega maza..........

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 17:53




Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha
or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha




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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 20:02

main kaha tha na ki mera Asli muqabla Abhi se hi hai.............
Or maine ye bhi kaha tha meri jaan ....ki apni khub jamegi.......Love u Dear
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Red Lines wrote by "Abhi" and Black by S@ndesh.......



Chalo “Abhi” – “Right Now “ Sir ka Reply Line to Line dete hai

duniya jisse darre, usse shayar kehte he,
Bhai saab ye mere sign. Hain , kuch or hi keh dete

!!! ama miyan darana hi tha to Ramu ki AAG me chale jate haain...!!!
fir uski story bhi hamare Sandesh miyan se likhwate,

E dost yakin mano mujhe vishwas hai joroo wo din aayega
Site par shayri or story send karne wala, Ramu, Karan or yash ki story likhne me help karwayga

kasam se eisa dhamaal machati box office pe,
acchhe achho ke hosh fakta ho jate,

Hum toh likhte hain or likhte jaayenge
Box par na sahi par ek din NN me jaroor dhamal Machayenge


ek bhi darsak dekhne ki himmat na karta,
jo karta usko duniya ke sare bhoot lag jate
,
Bilcul sahi kaha ek aam darshak use dekhne ki himmat nahi karega
Kyon use movie ka tkt itna mehnga hoga ki use apne bank bal se haat dona padega

eisi filim na dekhi na suni hoti kisine,
ramu ne bhi lagai hoti isi time pe apni AAG

Jo film kisi ne suni na dekhi hoti hai
Meri Jaan Aksar vaise hi movie hit hoti hai

to shayad isi bahane 'ramu ki aag' ko bhi darsak mil jate ,
Ramu 1 different director hain…..ye har darshak mante

message kumar ki film se sabko koi message to milta,
raddi bechne walo ko iski film reel ka kachra to milta
,
main aapki baat rakhta hoon
massage kr. Ki movie se kisi k toh ghar me chulha toh jalta hai

hollywood ki copy karne wale bhi is film se seekh lete
film dekhkar marne walo ko kuchh harjana bhi milta

Agar moive dekhkar koi marta toh sab directors dothe
Aaj nahi mere bhai bahut pehle hi Cinema ghar band ho gaye hote

darsako ki saanse rukwane ke chakkar me fail kai director huye,
darsako ne film ki saanse rok di chaupat kai actor bhi huye,

aapki baat me dam hai……..par 100% sahi nahi kaha hai
Jani –Dushman(Old) , Razz, Virana and 1920 is baat ki Gawah hai

billi ko kudne pe majboor karne walo ko bhi seekh milti,
sher ki mausi jab bhoot ki hi pent dheellli karti,

Bilcul Sahi na sirf dheelli ……… wo tho aage se gili pechhe se pili bhi karti hai
Lekin Darshon k Samne toh bas Film editor ki Chalti

to bhaiya sandesh kumar yar ye film chhodo,
tum mast rangeele jawan shayar ho koi shayri ki fuljhadi chhodo,
main to ye film banane ki kabhi sochi hi nahi thi
bus pehli bar kisi competition me participte kiya tha galti yahi thi

yuhi nhai he tumhare FAN hum or N n N ke sare member[/c
olor]aapki is line se main khus hua ander hi ander~~~~

****bura na mannna sandesh bhai ****
[color=red]Doston ki har baat me chuupa pyar dundh leta ye sandesh bhai
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 20:46

king bhai ne kaisa kamaal kar diya
bharat band ko sare aam badnaam kar diya
inka bas chale to bharat band ko bhi sensor kara de
netao ki chhodo aam aadmi ki bhi band baja de
tie ke neeche chhota sa ek nada latka diya
fashion ki duniya me bhi apna jalwa dikha diya
ye fashion india me to chalne se raha
kyuki itne kam kapdo par opposition bhi pighalne se raha
award ke layak inhone ye kaam kiya he
ek andolan ko bhi [A]*(only for 18 yrs n over) grade thama diya he ~~
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 20:49

Hey Sandesh yar chill .......competetion he isliye to ye sab likha ~~
i was expecting a blasting repling from you!!!

King bhai maza a gaya yar bharat chhodo ka naya roop bada beautiful tha~~

Sani tumhari to bat hi alag he side me khadi rehkar dheere se bada wala bomb fodti he~~
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