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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-14, 23:51

HI Maza aa gaya idhar toh .......... my fav 3 lage hue hai........... zabardust tareeke se ............... agar Sam bhi aa jaye toh maza x 4 ho jaaye..........

and saniya u r also rokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..............
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i waiting for resul............... 2marro
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-15, 12:38

Sandesh dear.......aapne bhi sahi reply diya hai....par ek baat hai jo hume akhri hai aapki........batadun agar ijazat ho............
main to ye film banane ki kabhi sochi hi nahi thi
bus pehli bar kisi competition me participte kiya tha galti yahi thi


heyyy samdesh...agar aap jaise behtareen shaayr ye kahenge to fir competition me kaun part lega.....aur kya matlab inka reh jayega....ye hum sab k liye hi to hai na.....aur hum iss tarah kahen.......
sorry agar jyada kaha ho to but...jo feel kiya keh diya......

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Jiske Dil Ki Khwaish Esi Jo Chu Le Aasmaan….
Aur Koi Nahi Me Hu *ANAMIKA* Meri JAAN....
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-15, 12:40

ABHI.........man gaye ustaad.......kaha tha na iss bar tum baazi maroge....best replies ........and mast mast poems........u r gr888888.........
((jyada mat fuulo.......bas yunhi ped pe chadhane ka dil kiya tha..........ab utar jao.....winner to hum hi honge........))

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Aur Koi Nahi Me Hu *ANAMIKA* Meri JAAN....
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-15, 17:57

Ye Vigyapan Banane Wale Khuda Hi Jane Kya Chahte He
Ladki Ko Pila Dete He Daru Aur Lux Me Sharukh Ko Nahlate He

Baat Vigyapan Ki Nikli He To 3 Vigypan Apko Dikhlata Hu
Aaj Ke Yug Ke Manav Ki Mansikta Apko Batlata Hu



1.

Aaj Akhbaar Me Ek Vigyapan Aya Kripya Us Pe Gour Farmaiye
Patiyo Ki Is Dardnaak Dasha Per Apne Vichar Bataiye

Umar 30 Saal Dikhne Me Sundar Aur Padi Likhi Ho Esi Biwi Chahiye
10000 Patiyo Ke Jawab Aye “Bhai Sahab Meharbani Kar Meri Le Jaiye”



2.

Ek Ladki Ne Bada Hi Typical Add Nikalwaya
Kya Kahu Jese Govt. Ne Income Tax Notice Ho Thamaya

Kaam Me Hoshiyar, Pada Likha, Aacha Cook Aur Sath Me Ho Agya Kari
20 Se 30 Saal Ke Bich Ki Umar Ka Ek Noukar Chahiye

Ek Sahab Ka Jawab Aya Madam Ji Apko Nukar Nahi Pati Chahiye
Kripiya Kisi Marriage Buro Se Turant Sampark Farmaiye



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Ek Vigyapan Tha Kriyadaar Chahiye Jiske Bacche Na Ho Yahi Ek Shart He
Bacche Walo Ko Rakhna Sala Harpal Ka Sardard He

12 Saal Ka Baccha Phn Pe Bola Muje Apka Makan chahiye Manjur Apki Shart He
Mere Bacche Nahi He Bas Ek Aurat Jo Meri Ma He Aur Ek Baap Jo Mard He


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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-15, 21:32

My dear kinamika,(king+anamika)

chadd gaye mujhe ped pe chadane wale,
me wahi khada raha tang tudwa bethe mujhe chidane wale~~

winner banne ki khwahish me itnii khushi
koi bat nahi pehli pehli bar me eisa hi hota he~~

kar lo poori khwahishe sari laga do choti ka jor,
fir bhi na hoga kuchh guarantee lelo meri Aur,
Fantom ki si dum ho chahe ho takat Shaktimaan ki,
100 sunar ki, 1 lohar ki, or 1/2 Tamrakar(*abhi tamrakar) ki.
***(Panga na liyo mere naal)***
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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-20, 22:14

Meharbano , Kadardano , Sahbano.....
Hoshiyaaaaarrrr !!!!
Awe
Maharaja Dhiraaj
NN shiromani
Annoy
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Sawari Padhar Rahi Hai.......

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Eik shaadi shuda ki daastan

Abhi shaadi ka pahla hi saal tha

Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kahna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..

Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usi ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad….

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar zor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte huye jana…….. ……

Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaz aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-20, 22:28


Suno Suno Suno.......

Aaj Ki Basi Khabar ......


Sam Scienctist........ Ban Gaya !!


Na Chemistry hoti na main student hota ,
Na lab hoti or na ye accident hota ,


Ek din nazar aayi ek larki haseen ,

( Yeh batane ki jarurat nahi ki sari hasinayein NN mein hi hain )


Test tube jaisi sunder naak thi uski ,
Aankhon se chhalakta tha kuchh is tarha ka pyaar ,
Bin piye hi ho jata tha alcohol ka khumaar ,
Nazrein mili reaction huya ,
Kuchh is tarha love ka production huya ,
Lagne lagey uske ghar ke chakkar aise ,
Nucleus ke grid electron ho jaise ,
Uss din humare test ka confirmation huya ,
Jis din uske abbu se humara introduction huya ,
Sun kar humari baat wo aise bharak uthey ,
Fusion tube mein jaley sodium jaise ,
Boley hosh mein aao pahchano apni auqaat ,
Irön mil nahi sakta kabhi gold ke sath ,
Tuta uss din humare armano ka beaker ,
Aur hum chup rahe benzaldehyde ka karwa ghoont pee kar ,
Ab uski yaadon ke siwa hamara kaam chalta na tha ,
Aur lab mein humare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha ,
Zindagi ho gayi unsaturated hydrocarbon ki tarha ,
Aur hum phirtey hain aawara hydrogen ki tarha....

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-20, 22:32

oyeeeeee sammy tammy.......late latif........award milney k bad post kar 5aha hai.........hosh me aa ..nind se jaag....new competition shuru hua hai usme rang jama...

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PostSubject: Re: ***FUNNY POEM COMPETITION***   2008-10-21, 18:43

Dear Annnnnuuuuu !!!

for U....




samy ko batati raha karo dear .....ki kab kahan kya karna hai !!


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